Why yes, Mom, I have lost my mind!

I have long been convinced that my parents can read my mind - long distance if need be. They always seem to sense when I am getting into trouble, or even thinking about getting into trouble. They may not actually realize that I am plotting, but they always seem to call just at the right moment. Case in point - my mother called Tuesday night as I was heading to get these little poop machines, I mean, darlings. I am 36 years old, and my mother just happens to call when I am in the car. Then my sister just happened to call. Hmmmm. It just makes me wonder. What is that Butterfly Effect Thingee - Michele plots to gain yet more animals, and the breeze created is noticed by my cat-disliking family? Maybe I should go back to school and do a thesis on that... Yeah, right.

Well, may I introduce you to Miss Dorothy Gale and Queen Ozma of Oz. Anyone want to pry them away from these two little girls? Didn't think so.